Laugh of the day

Me and Billy were sitting at the table eating lunch. I got up and went to the bathroom and when I came back, I took a drink from my straw and nothing would come out. I thought the bottom of the straw was stuck to a piece of ice so I moved the straw around. Still nothing. So I opened the lid and pulled the straw out to find that Billy had wedged a chip in the end of my straw and bent it just to play a trick on me. This is what my husband does, he always has something up his sleeve. I never know what's coming next!!! HAHAHAHA