Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.
One said to the other, "What do you think about all this Satan stuff?"
The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.
It's probably just your Dad."
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Joke Time
Posted by ~Bethany at 5:50 PM
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3 comments:
VERY funny!
And I love your song list, especially the first two..does anyone else like "His eye is on the sparrow" as well? Its on my blog...I love that song.
Yes! I had your blog on the other night cleaning to the sparrow song! My playlist are songs we play at church
One of my FAVORITE songs to play on piano is His Eye is on the Sparrow...I love the words, if you really listen to the meaning it's very touching!
I loved that last joke...hilarious!
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